1) Elmo is a smelly, smelly dog. But Ootie is smellier.
2) My forehead is pimply like a pubescent boy.
3) My room is a relic from my secondary school days. It's like the land where time stood still. Except the dust. That grows and grows. I really need to redecorate. Or like... clean.
4) Nobody cares that I had a dream where I was pregnant, nor does anyone share the relief I felt when I remembered that um, Aunt Flo is visiting. Hahaha.5) My thighs seem to be increasing exponentially, as does my tummy.
6) Writing with an orange pen is blinding.
Elmo is good looking.
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