At Starbucks today:
Barista wants name for venti iced green tea. I say my name. He says:
"A-man-Duhhh!" And laughs uproariously.
Oh yes, Barista Man, you are sooo funny and original. I haven't heard that joke 16 times this semester. (Oddly enough, only this semester has it become really popular. Am I missing a pop-culture reference?)