Monday, July 28, 2008

Today's Observations

1) Elmo is a smelly, smelly dog. But Ootie is smellier.

2) My forehead is pimply like a pubescent boy.

3) My room is a relic from my secondary school days. It's like the land where time stood still. Except the dust. That grows and grows. I really need to redecorate. Or like... clean.

4) Nobody cares that I had a dream where I was pregnant, nor does anyone share the relief I felt when I remembered that um, Aunt Flo is visiting. Hahaha.

5) My thighs seem to be increasing exponentially, as does my tummy.

6) Writing with an orange pen is blinding.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Elmo is good looking.


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